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Dear American Apparel

Dear American Apparel, I hate you. All my Love, Furnie (sigh) That’s how I feel. It’s that simple and raw and ridiculous. Every time I see one of your billboards I am instantly infused with dread. Dread because I know that what will follow will be a twenty minute silent (unless I’m alone in my […]

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Bruce Hornsby… I didn’t set out to despise you

Dear Bruce Hornsby and the Range, I’m writing to you, collectively, to apologize for the vitriol I have channeled in your direction for the past twenty years. If the theory is true that a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the World can cause a wind storm on the other side, then the […]

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