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The Mighty Snark of Paul Maged’s ‘Diamonds & Demons’

On Soundcloud, Colleenstracks is delighted with the opening line of “Look at Me”: “Good morning miss sunshine who are you gonna walk on today haha☺.” I’m with Colleen, Paul Maged is a hell of a wordsmith and he’s nailed that bitch to the T. We all know that bitch, right. On Maged’s latest record Diamonds […]

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Is Jared Leto Amazing or the Douche I Thought He Might Be?

We all loved Jordan Catalano. My So-Called Life was well done and fairly accurate because I was Rayanne up until 2003. We all suspected that Jared Leto had the same IQ as Jordan. Sure, he’s been freaking mesmerizing in Requiem for a Dream, Mr. Nobody and of late, Dallas Buyer’s Club. He won that Oscar […]

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Seinfeld’s Show About Nothing is Brilliant

Lisa Waugh If you haven’t been watching Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee then you need to start right now. I love cars and I love coffee and I love comedy but the thought of all three with Jerry Seinfeld at the wheel sounded boring as shit. Here’s a successful guy riding around in expensive […]

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David Tennant and Olivia Colman Shine in ‘Broadchurch’

If you’ve been wondering what your favorite 10thDoctor has been up to, well, this is it. David Tennant, who winds up his native Scottish accent, plays the lead inspector (DI Alex Hardy) in a child murder case in the sleepy seaside village of Broadchurch (shot in Somerset). His troubled, sour-faced cop is a departure from […]

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Snowd-En With Conspiracy Theorists

Drunk LA Girl   Okay Obama, way to fucking go! As if conspiracy theorists don’t have enough stuff to be paranoid about, now you pull some weird Big Brother crap with looking into people’s online activity?! Thanks to you, I’m now stuck listening to my roommate’s weirdo boyfriend Garreth go into another one of his […]

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There’s a theory out there that this is too long to read

Almost immediately, you don’t want to read this article because it’s way too fucking long. I don’t have a painting of Kobe Bryant petting a stoned deer or a crab farting while tearfully breaking up with a seagull and the seagull laughing, certifying the crab’s heartbreak. That would be great. But I don’t have either […]

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Arrested Development Is Back and I Peed

The show that is all about inside and pop culture references is back just in time for a lazy Memorial Day Weekend. And it’s not Family Guy.  I was so giddy over seeing the return of Arrested Development on Netflix, I did let go of a little pee. I feel a little bad for our […]

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Down In The Underground

Vanessa Whitney The release date: June 27th, 1986. From the very beginning, it was magic. The white horse galloping in and seemingly leaping off the movie screen and over the audience. Studio theme revealing… TRI STAR PICTURES. Dip down to a dark screen. Ominous bass notes, giving way to synthesizer chords and brass, finally succumbing to guitars and […]

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‘Don’t Plan On’ Counting Rob Reinfurt Out

Lisa Waugh Eric Canori, Rob Reinfurt and Missy Giove got busted. Big time busted. Eric Canori had a pretty lucrative pot franchise. He ran it for several years, undetected. When his cross country courier was pulled over in Illinois, the jig was up. Canori was arrested in Saratoga County, New York in 2009, a state […]

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Gary’s Salad

Gary is a new friend. He owns the building that my friends live in in San Pedro. Often times, when I go to see them, Gary is at their place. Melanie usually makes a wonderful meal – her specialty is chicken cutlets – and Gary makes this awesome salad that I will call Holy Amazeballs […]

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A Canvas Print of Your Art… Don’t Over Think It

My grandmother used to say, “As soon as you start to think about art, you’ve already blown it.” She believed in the Blink theory before it was even a thing. When I’m creating something, I usually think about her motto for a few seconds and go with my gut, avoiding the “thought” of it. Which […]

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Crowdfunding: Don’t Get Unfriended

Lisa Waugh From bankrolling your cross-country motorcycle adventure to “find yourself” to raising campaign funds (Obama), crowdfunding is second nature these days. People are finding that crowdfunding may seem like an easy-to-use tool but they soon find out that there is an art to raising funds. One of the biggest downsides of crowdfunding is knowing […]

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Who Will Play Rex Reed in the Lifetime Biopic? Nobody.

Lisa Waugh Apparently Rex Reed is a little behind the times. The 74-year old certainly didn’t do his storied career any favors when he eschewed his job at reviewing Identity Thief and instead attacked Melissa McCarthy’s size. Or maybe he shored up what many have always thought about Reed… catty queen. McCarthy has been a […]

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Drunk LA Girl is Back and Talking About Guns

Drunk LA Girl Can we finally just outlaw all guns so we can get this stupid debate over with?! It’s not that hard. If you love guns and just have to destroy things then maybe wean yourself off that shit by using an arrow, or throw some rocks instead. It’s like cigarettes—I’m stuck with the […]

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The Smart & Final Decision About Healthy Food

Lisa Waugh If my clock is right, a lot of us are out there starting the New Year with a health and fitness challenge. One of the big discussions I hear all around is that although it’s great to get back into shape, the cost of food is somewhat daunting. This is where I, Miss […]

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