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Snowd-En With Conspiracy Theorists

Drunk LA Girl   Okay Obama, way to fucking go! As if conspiracy theorists don’t have enough stuff to be paranoid about, now you pull some weird Big Brother crap with looking into people’s online activity?! Thanks to you, I’m now stuck listening to my roommate’s weirdo boyfriend Garreth go into another one of his […]

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There’s a theory out there that this is too long to read

Almost immediately, you don’t want to read this article because it’s way too fucking long. I don’t have a painting of Kobe Bryant petting a stoned deer or a crab farting while tearfully breaking up with a seagull and the seagull laughing, certifying the crab’s heartbreak. That would be great. But I don’t have either […]

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