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Bruce Hornsby… I didn’t set out to despise you

Dear Bruce Hornsby and the Range, I’m writing to you, collectively, to apologize for the vitriol I have channeled in your direction for the past twenty years. If the theory is true that a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the World can cause a wind storm on the other side, then the […]

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The Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor

Josh Weekley This past Sunday night, I was taken to Long Beach by my Halloween fanatic girlfriend to experience The Queen Mary’s haunted attraction, Dark Harbor. It boasted six “mazes,” each with a different ocean related theme. The following is my experience with the attraction. Whether or not it’s a typical one, I couldn’t say. […]

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Stubbs & Romero: The Walking Dead meets The Wire

Grant Baciocco, Chris Sheets and I were standing in my backyard a couple of years ago. We were shooting an entry for the GoDaddy commercial competition. I had won with my spot Go Momma in 2010 and thought I’d give it another shot. At the time, Grant and Chris,  (along with Jayne Entwistle – “Zelda”) […]

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The Suns Also Rise

Lisa Waugh  Meet the Sun brothers and their cool project, Chinatown: A Graphic Novel. They hit their $11,000 goal in record time. They still have six days to go and have raised $15,123 after an extended “stretch goal.” The two brothers grew up in Orlando on a steady diet of Jackie Chan movies, Darkwing Duck, […]

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Third Presidential Debate: Just Say “China”

Drunk LA Girl Okay so yesterday was THANK GOD the last stupid presidential debate. And it was on a Monday, which was perfect ‘cause I already hate Mondays anyways, so who cares if I do something on that day that I’d rather not do. Since I got so sick of finding myself getting stuck watching […]

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Dear Meatpackers Union

I thought that it was time to express to you, publicly, the disappointment I have harboured all these years for what I can only describe as a bitter betrayal. I have no doubt you will not remember me. I was only a young upstart working in the seafood department of a grocery store chain in […]

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“You and Your American Wine!”

Relationship Columnist Blanche Légère WARNING: Lady parts and stuff that they do are discussed I got a call last week that I have a cyst on my ovary. The call came from my OB/GYN, so I tend to believe that the news is true. It’s not like that one time when a stranger called to […]

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Cabin In the Woods: For Real Horror Fans

Josh Weekley Finally a horror movie that’s not found-footage and not a remake! The ad campaign for this movie billed it as just another movie where a group of teenagers spend the weekend in a “cabin in the woods,” while something terrible lurks in the darkness. I think they sold it short, personally but it […]

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Binders Full of B.S.

Martha the Bus Lady I’ve been a city bus driver in Los Angeles for nearly 25 years. I have had other jobs throughout the years but this job has been consistent through many a bad time. People always need to ride the bus. I’ll tell you something… driving a bus gives you a PhD in […]

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Dear David Lynch

Dear David Lynch, I have no doubt this letter will never reach you yet I feel compelled to thank you, publicly, for your creative service. Service is such a banal word; brilliance really, oddness and even corruption – well, creative corruption. I came to Twin Peaks after the fact, like so many things; Sushi, The […]

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Dr. Zebrovski’s HOUR OF POWER Will Blow Your Snuggie® Back

Lisa Waugh Kevin Seaman turned his obsession with his zebra patterned Snuggie® into a popular live performance and launched a character that is hypnotically fantastic like an acid trip to a Michael’s craft store. Parts Martha Graham, Dr. Seuss and Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle, Dr. Zebrovski is like nothing you’ve ever seen.Unless you live next […]

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Forced to Watch Old Guy Vs. Young Guy

Drunk LA Girl Okay so last night some friends of mine invited me over for some pizza and beer and I was really excited to just hang out and pretend my week never happened when I walked in and saw that they had the stupid vice presidential debates on. You have got to be fucking kidding me! I’m gonna […]

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Dear Goldie

Dear Goldie, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you, publicly, for your tireless commitment, your grace in navigating the beast that is L.A traffic and your stoic performance in the dodgiest of situations. My decision to partner with you was questioned by all – how truly reliable could you be given your age […]

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Not in MY Bar

Drunk LA Girl So it was a long day yesterday and everyone I knew was going to see Bieber after work except ME, ’cause I couldn’t get tickets ’cause my stupid boss won’t let me use the company internet for anything but work. So I invited some coworkers to get drunk at Casey’s downtown and […]

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Jonnie Stapleton Is Not Afraid

Lisa Waugh It’s no easy thing for me to go and see my friend’s stuff. By stuff I mean, their band, their improv show, their stand-up, their live quilting competition (I don’t know if that’s a thing but it should be). I’ve had a fairly mixed experience. What do you say when your friend is […]

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Learn Improv From the Nicest Chick Ever

Have you ever wanted to get up on a stage and perform improv comedy but were scared crapless? Well, this is your lucky day because Jayne Entwistle is going to show you how. You don’t have to be a pro or have any previous experience in any kind of performance to join her class. Jayne is […]

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