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Blanche Tackles Ball Scabs

Relationship “Expert” Blanche Légère Sorry kids, I’ve been unable to answer your letters because I’ve been passed out on my bathroom floor for over a week now. I can’t get any real sleep, not in my very own bedroom because I have new neighbors. New neighbors who have been keeping me up all hours of the […]

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Russell Peters: Red, White and Brown

Lisa Waugh Recently, I went to see a friend’s stand-up show here in Los Angeles. He was pretty awesome. I have a review of that show coming up this week. What stuck out in my mind, and the mind of the audience, was the really crappy material the host of the show laid out. She […]

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Ribness

Ian Kragen For the past several months, I have been on a mission to teach myself, through trial and error, how to barbecue pork and beef ribs. Now, going into this I knew straight off there were going to be a few obstacles. Cost being the main one. Smart & Final sells Famer John pork […]

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GrilledCheezGuy’s Food Truck Dream

Going from lil cart boy on the streets to full size GrilledCheezGuy megafoodietron truck that could serve winning, all the cheesy time.   A semi-long time ago, in a kitchen far, far, away. A grilled cheese master was born and forever changed the course of history for the Grilled Cheese Sandwich and America. After mastering […]

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“Is it healthy to hate my ex-boyfriend after all this time?”

ScallywagMagazine.com’s Relationship Columnist Blanche Légère answers your questions… I must say that the mailbag was quite heavy this morning when I fished around for letters to fulfill today’s column. I was quite touched at how much many of you insist on sending me pictures of your taints. I do have a fondness for Barse but […]

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A Box of Franzia, Me and You…

Blanche Légère answers your relationship questions Hello, dear friends. I’m not a psychotherapist and I’m sure as hell not qualified to give advice, but I’ve been to a lot of therapy sessions… some of them even voluntarily. So go ahead and email me your questions at scallywagmagazine@gmail.com or simply click on our Contact Us page […]

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Make Your Own Greenlight

A lot of people ask you for money to make their horrible short film about an international zombie spy ring (wait, that’s actually not a bad idea) or their banjo jazz fusion album (Bela Fleck already did it, now knock it off) but sometimes… people are awesome and talented at what they do. Here are […]

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Going Out for a Pack of Smokes

ScallywagMagazine.com’s Relationship Columnist Blanche Légère I’ve been thinking about starting up smoking again. I know it can kill me, but probably not as fast as my marriage, or my next attempt at suicide. Who knows, “Going out for a pack of smokes” might actually save my life. I’m either in the middle of, or possibly […]

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Why Political Party Conventions Are the Worst Concerts Ever

Rene Parker  Political party conventions are the worst rock concerts ever. Since they’re televised you get to see just how lame the events are. They say it’s cooler for the people attending in person but then that’s more like a party and I’ve never enjoyed watching a party on television. Face it, MTV Spring Break […]

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